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thursday 2

So it's no synagogue, but hey, you can catch up on your Prep Step. Move over, Death Drop and Pretzel, here come the Exodus and the Passover. Hillel holds Rosh Hashanah services in the Newcomb Hall Ballroom, 7:30 p.m.

"Mom, please, don't show them my whole life ..." "Oh, come on honey -- and here he is back in '80, running around in his birthday suit -- thank goodness he was in the backyard! And here's his fourth birthday -- blue icing everywhere!" Paul Stevens: Twenty Years of Photography. Artspace Gallery Opening.

In town tonight: at Dürty Nelly's, Pete Lawson; at the Outback Lodge, Animal Farm; at Trax, The Founders (CD release party); at Miller's, John D'Earth.

friday 3

What a day! There was a line for the corner of the cave, and I had to feed Grumpy. I hate having to carpool with a whole tribe of Pacuni. Traffic was tied up because there was a pack of Pachycephalosaurs on the freeway, and then my pylon wouldn't open! Good thing Enik was there to help out. Lost World at Cinematheque. Showings at 7, 9:30, and midnight. Marshall, Will, and Holly ...

"So, uh, where do you think you're gonna pledge?" "I don't know man, I'm thinking about The Lodge, dude. Where have you been visiting, Shadrach?" "Well, I've been to a lot of houses, but I think I'm going to rush Hashanah." Hillel hosts a Rosh Hashanah celebration, 7:30 p.m. at the Newcomb Hall ballroom.

In town tonight: at Trax, e:verything with Earth to Andy; at the Outback Lodge, Elephant Boy; at Miller's, Nickletown; at Dürty Nelly's, Sonar.

saturday 4

Genetically-engineered terrors running amok? Yes, another thoroughly original plot line. For the next installment, go to Cinematheque at 7, 9:30, or midnight and watch Lost World. Or just rent Jurassic Park.

Cat's brother Paul Stevens chronicles the past 20 years of his long-lost sibling's life as a Muslim. Twenty Years of Photography at the ArtSpace Gallery, 9 a.m. to 11 p.m.

In town tonight: at Miller's, Furnace Mountain; at Trax, Fighting Gravity; at the Outback Lodge, Slow Burn; at the Prism Coffeehouse, Peter Rowan and Tony Rice.

sunday 5

Now we are leaving the aorta and entering the atrium. Note the adrenaline-releasing vagus nerve to your left. Watch your heads on that valve! Alright, we've reached the ventricle and the end of the tour, please exit through the pulmonary artery behind me. If you want to participate in the American Heart Association Heartwalk call Kathy at 924-0818, but watch out for those macrophages!

In town tonight: at Tokyo Rose, live jazz; Michael's Bistro, High Street Bluegrass Band.

monday 6

U-Union is stealing your thoughts ... observing your dreams ... spying on your darkest, deeply buried secrets ... and they're doing it with a psychic! Newcomb Hall, 7:30 p.m. So that's how they know what bands not to book.

graphic by Tom Serlin

If you have any fluid left in your body after another wahoo weekend, haul your carcass down to the Red Cross blood drive, Peabody 107 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. You'll leave a withered husk of your former self, but it's for a good cause.

Steven Webb, the Radiant, Humble, Anointed Chief Ecologist for the World Bank, will speak at 6:30 p.m. in the Rotunda Dome Room (w/ veggies).

In town tonight: at Miller's, David Wellbeloved; at Michael's Bistro, One Drop.

tuesday 7

-- Is this one of them Hawaiian burgers?
-- I told you it's a Gusburger ...
-- Check out the big brain on Brett! This is a tasty burger.
-- Listen, I know how good the burgers are ... Bonnie, she buys that cheap fast food shit. Gusburger Eat-Off 5 p.m. at Newcomb's West Plaza. It'll be pulp.

Ollie Ollie Bo Bollie Banana Fanna Fo Follie Fi Fie Mo Mollie. Ollie. North North Bo Borth Banana Fanna Fo Forth Fi Fie Mo Morth ... North. In between his lecture series this former Lt. Col. Is "sweatin' to the oldies" with your mom. Public Lecture in the Newcomb Hall Ballroom, 7:30 to 10:30 p.m. I have no recollection ...

In town tonight: at Trax, Phat Tuesday with River; at Miller's, Faster Than Walking; at Michael's Bistro, Aaron Binder Quintet.

wednesday 8

Put yo mind on yo money (laid back).

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