On Sexy! On Schmoozer! On Surly! On Boozer! The Dec makes its annual Best and Worst List, but damned if we're checking it twice. Worst Reasons to Come to U.Va. The beach Sense of fashion Math Department Free Honor video Best Reasons to Come to U.Va. Virginia is for Lovers Plus Dollars Serpentine! Best Soup Tomato Basil, Café Europa Most Hostile Asian Man Hostile Asian Man Men We'd Most Like to Do John Cusack David Bowie Colin Ducharme Matthew McConaughey Women We'd Most Like to Do Denise Richards (of Starship Troopers) Elizabeth Hurley Gillian Anderson Elisabeth Shue Best Movies L.A. Confidential Contact Grosse Point Blank Dream with the Fishes Worst Movies Air Force One The Saint Speed 2 Best Classic Movie Raising Arizona Worst Classic Movie Once Bitten Best T.V. Shows King of the Hill Late Night with Conan O'Brien The Essence of Emeril Worst T.V. Shows NBC's Saturday Night Thrillogy Union Square Jenny! Most Justified Venomous Bile Mark Edmundson Best Roadtrips Zion Xroads Drive-in Yogaville Worst Roadtrips Reston Radford Best Words Sauce Box Slicker Crisp Joon Concomitant Worst Words Bermudas Moist Exemplifies King Schmooze Mike Ludwick Queen Schmooze Brett Widness Prince Schmooze Chris Jeffries Princess Schmooze Micah Schwartzman Best Professors Renate Voris Holly Wright Ross Levine Katherine Maus Most Missed Professors Jim Deetz Jerome McGann Stephen Cushman Best Tradition Beaux Arts Ball Worst Tradition 4th Year 5K Bitterest Pill Plan 9 (Corner) Staff Most Likely to Become Katie Couric Brishen Rogers Least Likely to Become Katie Couric Tri-Delt Dumbest Honor Offenses Stealing chairs from Cocke Stealing a small pizza warming oven Best C'ville Concert Dar Williams Dave Matthews Amphitheater Worst C'ville Concert Curious Digit at Trax Nickletown Most Untimely Demises Follett's Arnette's Dr. Ho's Most Timely Demise Macado's Hottest Professors Jonathan Flatley Farzaneh Milani Sara Blair Brian Owensby Next in Line for Euthanasia Jonathan Taylor Thomas Camille Paglia Kenny Best Nose for News Tara Heberling Worst CD Comic Strip Sedarous reruns Eye of the Monkey Best CD Comic Strip Shallow Grave Most Oppressive Photographers Corks & Curls Whitest Male Kevin Troy Whitest Female Catherine Porter Most Missed Mike Cardman Jerry Meyerle John Golden People We're Happiest to See Graduate Us Rowbear Juiceteen Luther Blandford Pilkinton III People We're Least Happy to See Graduate Antonio Dingle Ben Fraser Sajeena Geevarghese People We Were Most Certain Had Graduated Dave Sherwin Desert Storm John Foucault Most Likely to Implode from the Weight of Their Own Pretension Critical Mass Jacques de Beaufort Rafael Shargel Poodah Best Way to Make Money Anal Probe Best Substitute for Love Sex Best Pizza Papa John's Brick Oven Crozet Pizza Best Beer Guinness Amber Bock PBR Worst Beer Zima Apollo Best Hair Eric Lott Biggest Hair Melvyn Leffler George Mentore Least Hair Kristin Adolfson Mel Cherno Best Threesome Hanson Worst Threesome Chicken Soft Taco Best Architectural Improvement Liquid Non-collapsing balconies Worst Architectural Improvement Expanded candy counter, U.Va. Bookstore Bridge to the 21st Century 35-cent payphones Most Likely to Follow a Lunar Cycle The University Journal Most Likely Not to Come Bodo's Keshia Knight-Pulliam Jeff Manns World's Deadliest Swarms VeeGee Groupies Biltmore $2 Pitcher Night Best Honoring of Oral Commitment Ronald Curry Most Peevish Lawnie April Fearnley Most Likely to Have Some 'Splaining to Do Monty's owner Coolest Name Ernie Ern Most Consistent Purveyor of Filth The Dec Best Places to Do It The Gardens Roof of Alderman Worst Places to Do It Wilson 2nd-floor bathroom Mosaic House Most Likely to Have a Pact with Satan Brother Jim Dan Odio-Paez John Flowers

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