graphic by Tom Serlin

thursday 22

This ain't your mother's movement, baby. This is bodacious! This is tubular. This is gnarly! To the max, baby. Sharon Hays lectures on Radical Feminism, Minor 130, 6 p.m. Sponsored by NOW.

Housing Fair? Housing unFair if you ask me. Come find out how not to get your ass gooched. Newcomb Hall Ballroom, during the day sometime.

In town tonight: at Charlottesville Performing Arts Center, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones; at Tokyo Rose, The Lillys, Guv'ner; at Tiny Mac, DJ Super Jock JJ; at the Bomb Shelter, Night on Neptune; at Miller's, John D'earth; at Escafé, Synthetic; at Outback Lodge, Stable Roots; at Buddhist Biker Bar & Grill, Hogwaller Ramblers; at Coupe de Ville's, Seven Son.

friday 23

Oh no, the Turks are coming, the Turks are coming! National Turkish Day Celebration, Newcomb Main Lounge, 7 p.m. Run for your lives!

Buzz, buzz, buzz. Buzz, buzz, buzz. Aiyeeeeee! Bees! The X-Files, Cinematheque, 7 and 9:30 p.m.

Go gentle into that good night, young John Travolta. Saturday Night Fever, Cinematheque at midnight.

See the Man with Two Left Feet! Smell the Funky Chicken! Taste the Salsa! Hear the Fox Trot! But You Can't Touch This ... Experience the Colonade Ball, 9 p.m. in the Newcomb Hall Ballroom.

In town tonight: at Club 216, Naked Puritans; at Dürty Nelly's, He Said Monday; at Tokyo Rose, Supertanker; at Biltmore Grill, One Drop; at Prism Coffeehouse, Laurie Lewis and Tom Rozum; at Trax, K Rising, Jump Little Children; at Miller's, Terry Garland; at Outback Lodge, Charlie Pastorfield and the Big Fatty Band; on the Downtown Mall, Art Wheeler.

saturday 24

"Shit, man, I've got this Saturday Night Fever and it's killin' me!"
"Don't look for sympathy here, dude, the Saturday Night Fever beats the Friday Night Dysentery any day."
Saturday Night Fever, Cinematheque at midnight.

"Hey Mulder ... where have all the frat boys gone?"
"I dunno, Scully, ... U.Va.'s deserted, which can mean only one of two things: the U.Va. honor porno film is already on video or ... Or ... Or ... Hey, aren't you even gonna ask 'or what?'"
"No, Mulder. Fuck you."
X-Files at Cinematheque, 7 and 9:30.

In town tonight: at Tokyo Rose, TwoFlip; at Trax, String Cheese Incident; at Miller's, Shytown; at Prism Coffeehouse, Alex de Grassi; at Espresso Corner, Negative Blue; at Bizou, Raphael; at Monterey's, Tim and Steve Ryalls.

sunday 25

Can I get a witness? Come on up here an' testify! Brother Gamble, get on up here and tell us about it! That's right, we wanna hear some Bible talkin' tonight! Professor Harry Gamble presents the Bible, 3 p.m. at Alumni Hall.

In town tonight: at Dürty Nelly's, PTF; at Escafé, Hogwaller Ramblers; at the Boar's Head, Eve Watters.

monday 26

"Well, I'm the King and I order a social, or else there'll be violence!"
"Shut up and learn the rules of the game, Larry J. You're the asshole!"
Robert Fatton and Fred Damon discuss Colonialism, Social Order, and Violence in Jefferson Hall at 4:30 p.m.

Together at last! "Minority Communities and Sexual Violence," an INTERactive panel discussion, Wilson 301, 8 p.m. A Wake-Up Week Event.

In town tonight: at Monterey's, Thundering Heathens; at Miller's, Mike Sokolowski.

tuesday 27

"Noble" Human Rights? You mean like anointment, abdication, and absolute rule? Nobel Human Rights Panel, 9 p.m., Newcomb Board Room.

Hey! Did you ever think that maybe we'd like to spend our Tuesday nights watching Mad About You too? Get your ass to Dec production, 7 p.m., basement of Peabody.

Two words: The Commies. Roundtable discussion: "U.S. Foreign Policy -- Who is the Enemy?" Minor Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. A Wake-Up Week Event.

In town tonight: at Miller's, Shytown; at Monterey's, Penni Walker; at Buddhist Biker, BC; at Outback Lodge, Humble Sacrifice; at Trax, My Dog Lucy.

wednesday 28

"Hunhuh ... Paint my house ... yeah, yeah, mow my lawn ... hunhuh hunhuh ... Raise more money, raise more money ... hunhuh hunhuh ..."
"Calm down, Johnny Boy, you've had a little too much Castee -- I mean, caffeine."
[Hyper]"Activism at U.Va. -- Getting Things Done," a coffeehouse discussion. 8 p.m., Minor Hall Room 130. A Wake-Up Week Event.

One man's trash is another man's treasure. Dumpster Diving on the Lawn, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. A Wake-Up Week Event. "Ooh, man, check out this cool gak!" "Eeew, man, those are used condoms!"

In town tonight: at Tokyo Rose, Vehemence Realized; at Coupe DeVille's, Bennie Dodd; at Miller's, Mike Rosensky and Jeff Decker Quartet; at the Outback Lodge, The Secret; at BW3, Jimmy O; at the Omni, Bob Bennetta.