"Wait a minute while I pull out my abacus to figure out the pizza bill" ...Spanky
"Most of my fantasies involve sex and food."
...Rutro
"BAAAAAAAAAAAA!"...Stoner's edifying
comment on the email racism discussion
"I like sheep. No, I REALLY like
sheep." ...Stoner
"Woolly or shorn?"...Skippy
"Yo. When I heard the loud CRACK as Penn State was breakingmy collar bone , I thought it was Coach yellin' my name!" ...Crackhead
Thoughts on Precious:
"Subtlety isn't your strong point." ...Skippy
"You have many talents. Subtlety
is not one of them." ...Moose
"You have the subtlety of a freight
train." ...Asha
"When I warm up for games in my wifebeater,
my new tattoo is going to make me seem really intimidating." ...Precious
"Yeah, you really need to work on that
whole intimidation thing." ...Stoner
"BIGGITY-BYE, HIGGITY-HICKS!" ...Rutro: (loudly,
with the car windows open, driving out of a parking lot in Bumblefuck,
Virginia, full of locals in pickup trucks with Confederate flags and gunracks):
"Hunters! Get your venison made into
deer jerky here!" ...Sign in the convenience store in aforementioned Bumblefuck
"Taxidermy: Preserve the memories." ...Sign
near the Princeton Red Roof
"What's that stumpy little dog doing
on the field?" ...Stoner (watching herself on the Princeton game video)
"You mean every team doesn't have its own
personal hooker?" ...Ace:
"Shaka-WHAM!!!!" ...Joulie-Jouy on Moakler's hit in the Penn State game
"Why you gatta bring up old shit?!" - the movie "Friday" ...Spanky
"I'm making this up as I go along." - Indiana Jones ...Spanky
"self-medicated?" ...Crackhead
"With you, dollface." ...Stoner
"If you can stick your hand through my legs, then I can sit on your head." ...Spanky
"super sketch police?" ...Crackhead
"we would have left her in the pizzaria but she begged to be on our team?" ...Crackhead
"Princeton has just ignited the fondue pot - I think it's time to get in the game." ...Dr. Jon
"Save Water. Drink Beer" ...Stump
"I'm basically a good kid"...Dr. Jon
"If you can't win the game, win the party" ...Dr. Jon
"Asha is a thoughtful sensative tight head prop who lives for nothing more than to hear the wimpers of the other teams hooker." ...Amazon Princess
"blood makes the grass grow KILL KILL KILL!" ...Amazon Princess
"i hate my thesis! it's non existent and it's not writing itself." ...Stoner
"A man who is 'of sound mind' is one who keeps
the inner
madman under lock and key."-lauren
"THEY CAN"T WIN CAUSE WE WON"T LOSE!!!!!" ...Team Slogan
"My things love to be with you, Pev" ...Stoner
"Name you wish we'd call you by: anything that denotes great power." ...Ace
"She's a little anal - thank goodness, she's the one who gets shit done!" ...Ace on Ace
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." - Will Rogers ...Ace
"Name you wish we'd call you by: Stoner the
Stud" ...Stoner (said Sheepishly)
-What
Stoner dreams about-
"Stoner's definitely the best looking captain
ever. (sorry Brausa and Twin)" ...Stoner
"fuck it, ruck it, we're gonna win" ...Stoner
"i see you" ...Stoner
"ah shit - bad news hoos!" ...Stoner
"god stoner looks good!" ...Stoner
"hark! who's that speedy girl? it's stoner, our fastest sprinter" ...Stoner
"You go Niggity. You show that little %$# that we're going to open a whole can 'o WHOMP ASS" ...Rutro in: "The Unfortunate Email Incident "
"I will not hit the "REPLY ALL" button EVER again. No. Really." ...Rutro
"Check it out: My hair's SQUARE!" ...Stoner
"I guess I AM whipped..." ...Ace
"Who's your MAMMA?" ...Ha-da-day (said while riding the tackling dummy and slapping it)
"Heay. I think yer wawhter's bauhwing." ...Julie-Jouy
"I see you BIG DAWG" ...Moaks
"%&^*^%$ I can't believe I missed that tackle" ...Spanky on the ground while the play continued on the other side of the field
"Yo coach. yo." ...Crackhead
"Man. That's dog's taller than I am" ...Scrappy
"Leigh told me never to catch the ball when it was above my head. So I ducked." ...Stonah
" " ...Silent Force
"Hey-- Edward Scissorhands, get over here"
...Coach Skippy to Stonah
"Is she wearing MAKEUP on the field?"
...Yer Mom about Psycho
"Grrrrr. Rufff.SnarlLLLL.Kill" ...Bunny (a dog with exquisite taste) on The XXY Troll
"When you're on the ground you're a piece of the dirt" ...Team Mantra
"what is a push-up anyway?" ...Crackhead
"I would like to be called by MY first name in bed...but that's a different story." ...Stump
"I only MOONLIGHT at outside center" ...Amazon Princess
"Separate GIRL from BALL" ...Team Tackling Mantra
"Run faster" ...Coach Skippy
"That's an example of why forwards NEVER kick" ...Ace on Precious' ill-advised kick
"Do you wanna stand around and whine, or do you wanna play rugby? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" Coach Skippy on Pev's near fatal ankle injury
"Oh Pev... I'm SO sorry. I #$@^ed up the page again" ...Web Novice Skippy
"It all happens for a reason and everything will work itself out" ...Smiles
"I wish I had great stories to tell about my life like my idol STONER" ...Precious
"I'm the sane one in this looney bin I call my world...then again it is MY world" ...Precious
"We barely have time to react in this world
let alone rehearse;
I don't think that I'm better than you, but
I don't think that I'm worse."
- Ani DiFranco... Spanky
| Virginia Women's Rugby |